- "Ivan you idiot!"
- ―a common phrase on Barrayar
Ivan Vorpatril was the son of Lord Padma Xav Vorpatril and Lady Alys Vorpatril. A Vor lord, he was born on Barrayar during Vordarian's Pretendership. He chose a military career and entered the Barrayaran Imperial Service at eighteen. At the age of twenty-nine he was promoted to captain. Ivan was the second cousin of Miles Naismith Vorkosigan, and very close to Miles in age.
Lord Ivan Vorpatril was born in an abandoned house in Vorbarr Sultana shortly after his father was killed by forces loyal to Vidal Vordarian. His mother, Lady Alys Vorpatril, took refuge in a brothel the first day of his life, and then was smuggled out of the war-torn capital by Lieutenant Koudelka.
Ivan probably understood Miles better than any other person his age, except possibly for Emperor Gregor. He provided muscle and speed that Miles lacked, and was frequently the go-between for other characters who dealt with Miles. He often complained that he was Miles's "donkey," but nevertheless followed where Miles led; this was equal parts knowing that Miles was right, and acceptance of his family responsibility. In return, Miles trusted Ivan more than he trusted almost anyone else: when Ivan first called himself Miles's donkey, Miles answered, "I don't know what I'll be asking you to carry, but it could be high explosives ... I need a donkey I can rely on absolutely."
Ivan's association with Miles Vorkosigan proved hazardous to his well-being and his life on more than one occasion. In childhood, this mostly included getting caught in a cave-in from a tunnel Miles made him dig. In later years, he was captured by renegade Cetagandan haut while on Eta Ceta, and then during a posting to Earth, he was captured and held hostage by Komarran terrorist Ser Galen and Miles's clone Mark specifically in order to draw Miles into a trap.
In the months leading up the the Imperial Wedding of Gregor Vorbarra and Laisa Toscane, Ivan was drawn into the conflict between Lady Donna Vorrutyer (who had had Betan gender-change surgery to become Lord Dono, in order to inherit her brother's estate) and her less-than-savory cousin Richars (who would otherwise inherit). Rudely surprised by Donna's transformation, Ivan found himself enmeshed in the plans to have Dono affirmed by the Council of Counts. This culminated in his assisting in the thwarting of a direct attempt to reverse the Betan surgery with far more crude field surgery. In the event, Ivan managed to finally get one up on Miles by turning his usual "Ivan, you idiot!" back on itself and proving himself to have significantly aided Dono's case as well as Miles' related one.
As he aged into his thirties, Ivan discovered two new senses: a sense of responsibility and a sense of loss. His mantras throughout life had been "It's not my fault" and "I want nothing to do with it." Despite the trials his cousin Miles inflicted on him over the years, he found himself shocked and dismayed when Miles, in trouble over his relationship with Ekaterin Vorsoisson, repeatedly refused his help. Later Ivan's reaction to an attack on Dono was revulsion at the nature of the attack, even though he had previously been blindsided by Dono's sex change. As he said, "I don't agree with what you did, but what they tried was just ... wrong." Having helped abort the attack he used his political connections to bring Dono's cousin to justice. His reward for this was a nod and a rare smile from Emperor Gregor, and the sudden realization that, in Miles' words, the reward for a job well done is usually a harder job.
Ivan also realized that he was losing the attraction he once held for young vivacious Vorbarr Sultana debutants. While recovering from having been strung along by one, just to get her boyfriend to pay more attention to her, he was hit hard by Lady Donna's sex change, especially since he had been thinking about renewing their old relationship. Having already been turned down by two of the Koudelka girls, and facing a shortage of eligible partners due to Vor parents' selecting for male children in his generation, he realized that the life of a carefree bachelor could well become that of a lonely bachelor.
The tale of how he found a wife is told in Captain Vorpatril's Alliance.
Personality and traitsEdit
For most of his early life Ivan was known colloquially as "That Idiot Ivan" or "Ivan, You Idiot". He was approximately six feet tall, handsome, popular with women, and the despair of his mother. He wore size 12D shoes.
Despite the impression he gave of foolishness and over-sexedness, he grew up into an extremely capable worker; by the time of the end of Captain Vorpatril's Alliance, he was able to transform the Barrayaran embassy on Ylla into an effectively-run enjoyable place to work, using only "average effort for a slow day at Imperial Headquarters".
- Barrayar (infant)
- The Warrior's Apprentice
- The Vor Game
- Brothers in Arms
- Mirror Dance
- A Civil Campaign
- "Winterfair Gifts"
- Captain Vorpatril's Alliance (main character)
Notes and referencesEdit
- Ivan Vorpatril on Wikipedia